The only pair of shorts you need to bring.  Merino and deerskin are naturally antimicrobial and only need to be washed if your the frequent skid mark type (FSMT).  Just take em off and hang em for the night.  They will never smell, and *never give you sepsis.  $220.

Behold, the widest drop bar in the known world. If you know of a place in the unknown world where something wider exists, I would enjoy vacationing there. Another emotion you may be experiencing is, “are these just an internet gimmick, and fodder for @bicyclepubes?”