COVID 19 SUCKS SO MUCH:
๐ THE ELVES OVER AT SWIFT INDUSTRIES ARE WORKING HARD TO GET US THESE BAGS BY MID-AUGUST. Thank you to all the folks who have purchased a Fabio's Chest or Fanny and patiently waiting for their adventures together๐
PRE ORDERS: ๐นFABS๐น Chests & Fannies
๐น ๐น ๐น collabo-RON-tions ๐น ๐น ๐น
Collaborations with loved ones, with love.
Triangle Rose Dyneema Wallet
BEHOLD! The lightest wallet in the world! Lighter than having no wallet at all. If you are a dyneema nerd, then you know. If you aren't, then you probably think this is pretty dumb. thats ok. For many, this is the only taste of dyneema one can afford. I think it's fun that you get to keep your money in it as a reminder. I think they call that irony.
Towel Rack Bar
Behold, the widest drop bar in the known world. If you know of a place in the unknown world where something wider exists, I would enjoy vacationing there. Another emotion you may be experiencing is, “are these just an internet gimmick, and fodder for @bicyclepubes?”