"I have a tire company now" -Ron

BEHOLD! The lightest wallet in the world! Lighter than having no wallet at all. If you are a dyneema nerd, then you know. If you aren't, then you probably think this is pretty dumb. thats ok. For many, this is the only taste of dyneema one can afford. I think it's fun that you get to keep your money in it as a reminder. I think they call that irony. 

The only pair of shorts you need to bring.  Merino and deerskin are naturally antimicrobial and only need to be washed if your the frequent skid mark type (FSMT).  Just take em off and hang em for the night.  They will never smell, and *never give you sepsis. 

Behold, the widest drop bar in the known world. If you know of a place in the unknown world where something wider exists, I would enjoy vacationing there. Another emotion you may be experiencing is, “are these just an internet gimmick, and fodder for @bicyclepubes?”